Who am I? (and other existential questions)

Hi, I’m Jesse Austin. I’m a copywriter living in New York, New York. I'm a pretty good writer, but according to my grandmother, I'm an even better grandchild. I was taught it's impolite to talk about myself, but you leave me with no other choice. 


I have been writing and creating things since I can remember, despite my frequent memory loss. I enjoy watching infomercials, laying on my roof and making videos on my phone. I hate short naps, bad copy and oxford commas. I live for all things weird and slightly offensive. I would love to make something cool with you.


Feel free to email me at (death threats by mail only, please).

My resume can be found here.